Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Introducing the seven new authors of the apocalypse

Bucket of Face by Eric Hendrixson



and me, James Steele, with Felix and the Sacred Thor.  Saving the world with a horse dildo.


I encourage you to buy two copies of each book.  One for you, and one for your dog.


What's that you say?  Not enough money?  You'd rather buy a movie instead?  Well, my friend, each book's price is less than that of the following movies:


Movie one.


Movie two.


Movie three.


As you can see, any one of the aforementioned New Bizarro Author Series books would be a more sensible way to spend your paycheck!


What's that?  You don't have time to read?  Fear no more!  Each book can be read in about the time it takes to watch any of these movies, and you're guaranteed not to be left feeling hollow, disgusted, or radioactive.  You may even gain deeper insight into the nature of reality because you read a BOOK!  You bought and read a book instead of pirating a movie, which will make you feel one with the human race and potentially leave you feeling warm and fuzzy on both the inside and the outside!  How's that for making the best use of your time!


I can see the logic of this advertisement-disguised-as-humor has changed your entire worldview, so you are now ready to go and read something unique and wholesome!
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or you will be sodomized until you are

(some links copied and pasted from http://pterodactylsamurai.wordpress.com/.  Thanks.)
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Feed her!  feeeeeeeeed herrrrrrr!  Must.......forget......!

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