It's time to find out which animal dildo is right for you to use!
No, not "use" it in the traditional sense of word, of course, but to brandish as a weapon of ultimate destruction! It's what these toys were originally designed for after all!
Will you get the Thor, that elusive horse dildo so few seem educated enough to handle? How about the Sacred Ridgeback? If you believe in dragons you just might get lucky! Or maybe you'll end up with the betentacled Sacred Elephant!
Take the test below to see which Sacred Weapon suits you.