So we have a society of people who are highly trained to sexually service animals and the market is glutted, where there are no decent jobs and those that are decent require sodomy and seldom pay wages, there are a bunch of people running amok with animal dildos in a place where people eat by breathing grease and there are exploding toasters put into people by a madman whom the spirits behind the dildos want defeated. Got it? This is a seriously deranged, insane, clever, nasty, twitchy, funny book. -- Anita Dalton, ireadoddbooks.com
After retrieving the most powerful weapon in the world from the Sacred Horse and proving himself a pervert of the purest heart, Felix sets upon an epic quest to destroy the kamikaze alien invaders poised to eliminate the entire human race.
Invaders have implanted themselves in the college graduates standing in unemployment lines--the very backbone of the nation's economy. They've positioned themselves in the city's grease transmission system, without which America will starve to death in minutes. They threaten the digital children, who cannot survive without their Internet connections. They even threaten Bob.
College taught Felix how to please a horse. It didn't prepare him for the challenge of saving the world using nothing but his wits and a horse dildo.
Humanity's fate is in the hands of he who wields the Sacred Thor!
...we watch our hero get one of the astronomically rare horse-massage jobs actually out there, at which point he realizes that the junk of the horse in question is in reality actually a giant green sex toy and sacred weapon bestowed by a long-forgotten god, which our protagonist is charged with using in order to bring about world peace. And that gets us to...oh, page ten or so, which is where things start getting really weird. -- Jason Pettus, CCLaP
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This story is so far into the realm of weird that you go 'what the?' but you can't pull away from reading it. The character of Felix alone will want you to come back and read more. -- Sonar4Landing
