After retrieving the most powerful weapon in the world from the Sacred Horse and proving himself a pervert of the purest heart, Felix sets upon an epic quest to destroy the kamikaze alien invaders poised to eliminate the entire human race.
Invaders have implanted themselves in the college graduates standing in unemployment lines--the very backbone of the nation's economy. They've positioned themselves in the city's grease transmission system, without which America will starve to death in minutes. They threaten the digital children, who cannot survive without their Internet connections. They even threaten Bob.
College taught Felix how to please a horse. It didn't prepare him for the challenge of saving the world using nothing but his wits and a horse dildo.
Humanity's fate is in the hands of he who wields the Sacred Thor!
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